Now this is incredibly special! Our deal of the day, a luxurious throw in faux mink, comes in colours of aubergine, teal and alpine sage. Only 59.99 and you won’t find this in the shops. Imagine snuggling down in that. There could not be a more beautiful blanket for Christmas! Now we actually have here one of our most iconic products, the Natural Synergy Anti-Ageing Oil. Yes it’s back but we only have 12 in stock. Yes 12, it is literally running out! So get on the phone ladies, or gentlemen, call us on 0800 131217. This is bliss in a bottle, made with organic rose oil handpicked at dawn. And it absolutely works. Use this for four weeks and see the difference. People will be telling you how well you look! They’ll stop mentioning that perhaps you are too old for this job… It literally turns back time and that’s what we all want, isn’t it? Get on the phone now – only 59.99 for two bottles. Your Christmas miracle. And now we have – Pick of the Day! Oh. Now this is really useful. A multi-function product – you won’t believe the value that you’ll get out of this amazing, er, device. A window vac, ice scraper and snow brush all in one with telescopic pole. What could be more… exciting at this time of year? Only 59.99 free postage and packing, call 0800 131217 now to get your hands on this without delay. With the telescopic pole you can reach those hard-to-reach windows and clear them of ice and condensation. You will see clearer than ever before. An absolutely ideal present for, you know, a mother in law… Highlight of the Day now and I can’t tell you how excited I am about this! It’s our solitaire gold ring. For that someone special in your life gentlemen, or ladies. Yes – an out of this world solitaire Diamondette stone in a specially designed silver-gilt ring, looks just like gold. Only 59.99 for the up front payment and other payments can be made over the following months. Or years. Almost indistinguishable from diamond and to let you into a little secret I received one of these myself last year and it made me feel so… special. Now if you want to deserve a Diamondette solitaire, ladies, you need to get yourselves into shape and what better than the iconic Twist’n’Shout exercise system. Exercise in the comfort of your own home with this incredible, er, thing. Tones your arms, abs and thighs. In six weeks you’ll have those firm buns and shapely legs. Literally turns back the clock. So if you’re looking for something that will reshape your life, I mean, your body, get on the phone now. Only 599. And 99 pence. Easy terms on flexipay as usual. Now in the next hour… oh one last item. Just – er – landed. And what could be more iconic than a Christmas snowflake. Each one gorgeously crafted in pure ice by… by who? Look at the workmanship, it’s out of this world. Each one practically unique. Actually. Unique. And with the whole snowflake collection you will be blanketed in white. Time will stand still. But each flake lasting no time at all… So get on the phone now, tap the app, see the website! Don’t miss this astonishing offer! And all at only… Actually there’s no price on this snowflake. Have we got the ticket on this? Oh. There’s no price. It’s priceless.
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